Our Rating System

⭐

This book is garbage 💩. We couldn’t even get through the first chapter without the urge to set it on fire (but we don’t do that because we care about trees – ECO-FRIENDLY B*TCHES!). We maintained a mild curiosity, which is why we finished the book (and also because it’s our job). 

⭐⭐

We kept reading, angrily, just to see if it would improve. We were bored out of our minds as we skimmed the sh*t out of this book. It was disappointing and ultimately dull, but it provided some mild entertainment. . . so it slightly redeemed itself. 

⭐⭐⭐

There is something interesting about it, but it just wasn’t enough to keep us from putting it down. If “meh” were a genre, this would be it. It was our trip to the grocery store, except that we forgot everything on our list and bought some Ben & Jerry’s instead. Maybe we dreamt about it, but we didn’t remember the dream.  

⭐⭐⭐⭐

It was good. It ticked many boxes, but only tickled our 5-star sensibilities. We felt inclined to put it down when it was our bed time, but not before. We enjoyed the writing, and we’d mention it in passing to our friends. 

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We want this book to live on our bookshelves. We want to pass it on to our children as a part of their education, and read it to our fur children to help them sleep at night. It was amazing. We couldn’t improve it if we tried, and if this book were a person, a make-out session would most definitely be on the cards.